My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”
but she hit send when all it said was
I am afraid
when i was 4 my dad asked me what i wanted to be when i grow up and i replied ‘daddy i want to be a cheesecake’ it’s been 12 fucking years and no one has let me forget it
I love you Shaq. You made me feel better with this post
Because of the snowstorms, my friend’s flight is delayed until tomorrow morning (at the earliest), and she’s stuck in a hotel room in Vancouver overnight. Ya’ll should ask her some questions or send her some love, or something to entertain her. Or send her a #. She’ll understand.
ASK HER SHIT HERE.